There was a fat woman who lived in a shoe (actually next door to me),
She had so many chidren, she didn't know what to do?
So, she went to college got a nursing degree and raised all thirteen children herself and became an American success story!
Just kidding, she went to Wal Mart and bought a shit ton of Cheetos and Mountain Dew... and condoms, definitely condoms.
Just kidding, she didn't buy any condoms, but she did get a new Winnie the Pooh sweater and a Twix bar.
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