Vigo Mortensen

Hey Vigo, how’s it going man?

So I rented The Road last night,

Yep, the one where you played that dirty guy and you can’t tell how old you are because life has just been so hard on you since that catastrophe happened.

What did I think?

Yep, totally man.

 Hey did you read that book?

Are you sure…

Godammit man a bird just fuckin shit on my arm!

What the fuck Vigo Mortensen now I can’t even go in the grocery store and buy my kids Cheerios and they love Cheerios asshole!

No, I can’t just wipe it off, you wipe it off!

It’s your fault.

I loved you in Eastern Promises