Spring Break 2011 is finally here and in todays down-turned economy American college students are looking for alternative vaca' destinations. Now I know Jamaica in all of its dread-locked, ganja smoking glory seems like a feasible and fiscally responsible option, but it is a proven fact that you will get robbed and murdered by some thrill seeking Dutch kid, so put that on the back burner for now.
Panama City Beach in Florida is nice... if you want to get the clap.
The Gulf Coast of Texas has water, but for christ's sake it is Texas. If you want to drink Lone Star with big truck driving, cowboy hat wearing rednecks, you can just go to the family reunion in July; why waste your one week of freedom on familiarity?
I have heard that Lake Havasu is pretty popular... with the British. Screw that, unless you are the kind of guy who forgets to brush on a regular basis and gets buck wild on tea and crumpets? Grab the chess board and the SPF 50 Reginald, 'cause break is gonna be off the chain son!
As you can see none of these places are going to be any fun at all; if you don't get VD, you will get raped by Deliverance ( I hope you got a purty mouth) or hacked up and fed to some Rastafarian's pigs!
You need to consider a new option, a different option... a sexy option.
You need to consider a new option, a different option... a sexy option.
There is a place where the white sand beaches stretch off beyond the horizon. A place where you can wade into the warm blue waters or smoke a huka with men of international intrigue. A place virtually unchanged by time, a place where the sun shines 365 days a year and when it rains you are showered with pure black gold!
Come for the sun, come for the fun... come to Libya.
This message has been furnished by the Libyan National Tourism Council, praise be to Allah!!
Die Americans Die... and the British too.
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