I don' know which is worse, Godzilla trashing Japan again or our number one super hero Charlie Sheen being denied his due.
How many times has he saved us from disaster? A million? At least that many.
How can we expect him to use his warlock powers of flying and fucking to defeat Godzilla when he is all pissed off? We owe him a bunch of whatever he needs to get himself prepared to due super monster battle with the beast and I for one am ready to chip in. I have already purchased a couple eight balls of blow and hired an ex-stripper named Ginger to help him train for this conflict.
Please people, don't let Godzilla do to us what he has done to Japan.
Send a self addressed, stamped envelope full of awesome white stuff and money to Charlie Sheen, we may not get a second chance.
Unlike you guys, I am one of his good friends and don't have his address on me, but just send that shit to California and they will get it to him at his secret fortress of power.
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