Been hot eryday...
Too damn hot... for a penguin to be just walkin around here...
We may be further from the sun than at any other time in our annual ellipse, but the sun keeps throwing flares at us like some methed out trucker trying to change a tire on the side of the highway at 2:30 in the morning...
Our world is warming. It may be global, but my concerns are of a more local nature. Should I be sweating while typing?
Jessica Simpson is a fat pig, bet this heat could melt some of that off...
Kanye West, he's bright...
Rihanna makes great life choices...
Do you think that Pauly D guy's hair is alright in this heat?
Barney Frank got married...
The inferno that has multiplied my energy bills by an irrational, exponential increase has elevated my body temperature to an unsustainable level. If this is to continue unabated I may have to invest in an asbestos suit for going to the beach, they still make those... right?
Hey they made a new Spider Man movie...
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